Saluti tutti! I was born on Friday 13th April 2007 at 09:52 at Guys & St Thomas’ Hospital, London.

That makes me an Aries like my mum, or in the Chinese Calendar I’m a Fire Pig! Despite being born in London, I am most definitely Scottish. Yaldie!

Let’s have some more pics of me:

This was the view out the window of the room where I started to be born. Yes, it’s Big Ben and the Houses of Parliament. Very auspicious!

Me and mum, a few hours after I entered the world.

The three girls – me, mum, and granny Jen. Hmm, what’s on their minds?

Granny J, Grandpa Nic, mum and me.

Smiling or puking? Daddy doesn’t care

Mum and me were exhausted, and this was only day 2!

Home at last! Late in the evening on Day 3. Looks like granny has set up a shrine

Wow, all the pink stuff has started to arrive. Thanks fans! This bouquet of flowers from Maz is actually made out of little socks.

Taking it easy.

I’ve got to keep an eye on those daft parents.

Sometimes they do the stupidest things.